I’m an award-winning copywriter with a lot of outlets. Standup, doodling, creative nonfiction, improv, painting, printmaking. Being great at writing is awesome, but being terrible at art is a special feeling.

Before we get creative, you should know my brainstorms are like a hurricane. Batten down the hatches! Man overboard! Turn this boat around! But when we find the eye of the storm, it’s peace on Earth and a million-dollar pitch.